The Greater Stratocratic Empire of Valyrien is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by High Marshal with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 24.006 billion Valari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rin. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Valarisk economy, worth a remarkable 9,175 trillion Valarisk Silver Crown SKRS a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 382,205 Valarisk Silver Crown SKRS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The value of the Valarisk Silver Crown SKR is directly tied to the strength of the previous hurricane season, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and the smallest Valarisk towns can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Valyrien's national animal is the Griffon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Valyrien is ranked 278,267^th in the world and 16^th in The Charter for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,167.95 Standard Monetary Units.