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Most Income Equality: 6,336thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,462ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,290th
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Valhelmry

Population730 million

CapitalValhelmry City

CurrencyValhelmrian Mark
AnimalAquila Chrysaetos

The Commonwealth of Valhelmry is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 730 million Valhelmryians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhelmry City. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Valhelmryian economy, worth 45.0 trillion Valhelmrian Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 61,654 Valhelmrian Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, a government program is underway to revitalize Valhelmry's beaches, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valhelmry's national animal is the Aquila Chrysaetos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valhelmry is ranked 44,689th in the world and 85th in The Frontier Sea for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,136.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Income Equality: 6,336thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,462ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,290thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,879thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,284thNicest Citizens: 10,389thMost Accessible: 15,569thMost Inclusive: 16,066thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,111thMost Secular: 17,459thSafest: 19,713thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,833rdMost Armed: 20,241stSmartest Citizens: 21,074thMost Influential: 27,262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 31,779th
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Most Armed: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 35th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionMost Accessible: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Income Equality: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 64th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 74th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionMost Politically Free: 75th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, a government program is underway to revitalize Valhelmry's beaches.
  • : Valhelmry was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Valhelmry published "Campaign Season 2026 III. - Full House." (Account: Drama).
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Valhelmry, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.

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