The Cryptocratic Monarchy of Mornala is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Silverio Gabriel with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.318 billion Mornalans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mornalo. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mornalan economy, worth a remarkable 1,027 trillion Cortoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,200 Cortoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

GDP growth is the preferred altar of national worship, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and write-in candidate 'Silverio Gabriel Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mornala's national animal is the White shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secret Sects.

Mornala is ranked 12,195^th in the world and 8^th in The Frontier Sea for Highest Average Incomes, with 193,200.21 Standard Monetary Units.