The Dictatorship of Valenzza is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by NKVP with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.476 billion Valenzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elektra. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valenzzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,409 trillion kosons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 104,560 kosons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and diplomats expel enough hot air to cause forest fires. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valenzza's national animal is the Forest Pan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valenzza is ranked 320,376^th in the world and 14^th in Kogaion for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.