The Dictatorship of Valenzza is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by NKVP with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.649 billion Valenzi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elektra. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valenzzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion kosons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 104,021 kosons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, mosh pits are a common phenomenon in NKVP's political rallies, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valenzza's national animal is the Forest Pan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valenzza is ranked 17,428^th in the world and 1^st in Kogaion for Smartest Citizens, with 72.71 quips per hour.