The Mirage Island of Valenverio is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avant-garde with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 32.653 billion Valenverians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valerio. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valenverian economy, worth a remarkable 9,824 trillion galds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 300,889 galds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prospective foster parents like to shop around, every computer glitch triggers an immediate counter-espionage response, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and facial disfigurement is a leading cause of supervillainy. Crime is totally unknown. Valenverio's national animal is the chocobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valenverio is ranked 2,079^th in the world and 9^th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 8,068.36 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.