The Republic of Utopia I is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Penguin population. The hard-working population of 1.363 billion Utopia Iians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Utopia Iian economy, worth 56.6 trillion Happinesses a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,543 Happinesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia I's national animal is the Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Utopia I is ranked 180,843^rd in the world and 29^th in Sub Bituminous Coal for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,298.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.