The Republic of Utopia Five is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 1.072 billion Utopia Fiveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.0%.

The Utopia Fivean economy, worth 51.3 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,822 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Five's national animal is the bison.

Utopia Five is ranked 310,761^st in the world and 4^th in Candleflame Glow 84 for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -55.68 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.