The Republic of Utopia 38 is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Penguin population. The hard-working population of 1.249 billion Utopia 38ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The Utopia 38ian economy, worth 59.2 trillion Happinesses a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,416 Happinesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia 38's national animal is the Penguin.

Utopia 38 is ranked 210,349^th in the world and 93^rd in Sub Bituminous Coal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 284.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.