The Republic of Utopia 31 is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Penguin population. The hard-working population of 1.338 billion Utopia 31ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The Utopia 31ian economy, worth 59.6 trillion Happinesses a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,536 Happinesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia 31's national animal is the Penguin.

Utopia 31 is ranked 158,699^th in the world and 33^rd in Sub Bituminous Coal for Highest Drug Use, scoring 126.07 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.