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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,033rdMost Patriotic: 6,441st
The High Athelingric of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
By any means, Order and Stability
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Urawrda

Population8.666 billion

CapitalOsearwynn
LeaderAsher Wiley
FaithAdoptionism

Currencypound
Animalsnow leopard

The High Athelingric of Urawrda is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.666 billion Urawrdans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Urawrdan economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,440 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, rumor has it that Asher Wiley has won three lotteries in a row, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Urawrdan citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Urawrda's national animal is the snow leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Urawrda is ranked 24,044th in the world and 9th in Snep for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,920.88 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,791stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,033rdMost Patriotic: 6,441stMost Armed: 6,937thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,452ndMost Authoritarian: 10,149thLargest Black Market: 10,282ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,298thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,270thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,548thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,512thHealthiest Citizens: 13,838thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,627thLowest Crime Rates: 16,181stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,074thMost Efficient Economies: 18,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,258thMost Accessible: 19,485thLargest Governments: 19,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,677thMost Conservative: 22,969thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,044thHighest Economic Output: 24,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,810thSmartest Citizens: 27,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 30,703rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 85th in the regionMost Conservative: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 143rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Urawrda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Urawrdan citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, adulthood begins with the creation of an email account.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, rumor has it that Asher Wiley has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Urawrda, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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