The Benevolent Utopia of Upper Northeast Corner is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Blue Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.21 billion Unexians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soft Tyranny. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,822 trillion blue nuggets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 197,870 blue nuggets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,423,391 per year while the poor average 8,859, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Policies are debated via video essays and tier lists, the swagger of covering up is unparalleled, nothing in life is promised except death and government support, and watching shooting stars is Unexians' number two favorite pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Upper Northeast Corner's national animal is the blue dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vague Spiritual Feelings.

Upper Northeast Corner is ranked 50,987^th in the world and 3^rd in XS IV for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,845.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.