The Lizard of Untecna is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Teccy with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.48 billion Untecnans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Big Rock. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Untecnan economy, worth a remarkable 5,871 trillion dragonpieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 435,550 dragonpieces, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and loudmouthed journalists are given the chop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untecna's national animal is the none, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Untecna is ranked 298,873^rd in the world and 543^rd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 4.73 Obesity Rate.