The Federation of Uno Alpha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.148 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth a remarkable 8,642 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 610,885 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, Uno Alphan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Uno Alpha has found 2 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Uno Alpha is ranked 3,004th in the world and 134th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 97.92 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Uno Alpha, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Uno Alpha has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in
Uno Alpha, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
- : Following new legislation in
Uno Alpha, Uno Alphan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
- : Following new legislation in
Uno Alpha, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
- : Following new legislation in
Uno Alpha, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Uno Alpha has found 2 easter eggs).
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Uno Alpha altered its national flag.
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Uno Alpha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
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Uno Alpha, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
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Uno Alpha's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
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Uno Alpha relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.