The Federation of Uno Alpha is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 17.681 billion Uno Alphans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mamaroneck. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Uno Alphan economy, worth an astonishing 11,055 trillion zollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 625,266 zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Uno Alphan politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Uno Alpha's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uno Alpha is ranked 327,575^th in the world and 4,723^rd in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 4.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.