The Dictatorship of United States of Canaidia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.915 billion Canaidiadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mutania. The average income tax rate is 56.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaidiadian economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 278,104 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, postcards from Canaidiadian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Canaidia's national animal is the Mutant Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Supreme Leader.

United States of Canaidia is ranked 24,692^nd in the world and 1,764^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.18 law-abiding acts per hour.