The Inverted Introspection of Underthinkers is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Brian with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.602 billion Underthinkers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Argentum. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong Underthinking economy, worth 503 trillion thingies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 58,491 thingies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries, the Federal Council of Underthinkers has been announced as the new Head of State, and Underthinkers has designated Argentum as its capital city. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Underthinkers's national animal is the other thingy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is yeah.

Underthinkers is ranked 206,066^th in the world and 2^nd in Unicorn for Smartest Citizens, with 24.16 quips per hour.