The Kingdom of Umhaill is a small, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 20 million Umhaillians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Umhaillian economy, worth 324 billion Dúblóins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 16,233 Dúblóins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The true length of the coastline of Umhaill may never be measured, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, on-duty Air Umhaill flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, and the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umhaill's national animal is the Each-mara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Umhaill is ranked 306,960^th in the world and 12,789^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 16,233.33 Standard Monetary Units.