The Protectorate of UAS Central Information is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Regent' Harman Teasedale with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.811 billion Informationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freedome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.

The frighteningly efficient an Informationian economy, worth 671 trillion Freedom Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,587 Freedom Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 568,590 per year while the poor average 13,418, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, scientists take credit every time it rains in Union of Allied States, and government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UAS Central Information's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Liberty.

UAS Central Information is ranked 9,349^th in the world and 14^th in Union of Allied States for Fattest Citizens, with 18.12 Obesity Rate.