The Monarchy of Tyrorcea is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Florent Caillat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.971 billion Tyrorceans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thonon-les-Bains. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrorcean economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,493 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,176 per year while the poor average 29,880, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrorcea's national animal is the Leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Tyrorcea is ranked 41,929^th in the world and 6^th in Kavonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.9 law-abiding acts per hour.