The Baby shark of Tyrannical Porcupines United is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by turnip with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.336 billion carls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of city of capitals. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient carl economy, worth 771 trillion Deskers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 144,589 Deskers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the government funds large training centres to turn kookaburras into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tyrannical Porcupines United's national animal is the kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jeff Goldblum.

Tyrannical Porcupines United is ranked 18,594^th in the world and 36^th in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.91 law-abiding acts per hour.