The Principality of Turkish Messager is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 10 million Turkish Messagerians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Turkish Messagerian economy, worth 363 billion pesos a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,388 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkish Messager's national animal is the lion.

Turkish Messager is ranked 145,710^th in the world and 39^th in womp for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 567.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.