The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.266 billion Triumphants have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,385 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,182 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, it's best not to ask what goes into New Trentonia Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, and male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 299,214^th in the world and 2,131^st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 35.45 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.