The Parliamentary republic of Triumphancy is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Suspect with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.431 billion Triumphants enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trentonia. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Triumphant economy, worth a remarkable 1,444 trillion one piece is reais a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 224,646 one piece is reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, much of Triumphancy's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Triumphancy's national animal is the quazybear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stencilism.

Triumphancy is ranked 881^st in the world and 19^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 95.05 average smiles per day.