The People's Republic of Transcarpat is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.061 billion Transcarpatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petrozavodsk. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Transcarpatian economy, worth 52.1 trillion carpat crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,059 carpat crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transcarpat's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Transcarpat is ranked 243,986^th in the world and 43^rd in Sancturia for Largest Populations, with 1.06 billion capita.