Population | 24.7 billion |
Capital | Geotopia |
Leader | Herald Dawson |
Faith | Geotology |
Currency | credit |
Animal | manticore |
The Apocalypse of GeodesicDragon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Herald Dawson with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.7 billion Apocalyptians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geotopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Apocalyptian economy, worth an astonishing 18,053 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 730,915 credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,135,293 per year while the poor average 197,577, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. GeodesicDragon's national animal is the manticore, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Geotology.
GeodesicDragon is ranked 291,082nd in the world and 20th in Pony Lands for Safest, scoring 2.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in GeodesicDragon, everybody's got wood thanks to Herald Dawson.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Princess Luna.