The United Socialist States of Toutoa is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 7.857 billion Toutoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berieg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The large but inefficient Toutoan economy, worth 373 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 47,486 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toutoa's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Urozen.

Toutoa is ranked 156,327^th in the world and 2^nd in Arcesia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 858.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.