The Republic of Tone Rion is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.327 billion Tone Rionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The very strong Tone Rionian economy, worth 647 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,395 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,238 per year while the poor average 11,201, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and you're only as old as you feel. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tone Rion's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tone Rion is ranked 209,889^th in the world and 4,430^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Primitive, scoring -88.73 on the Scary Big Number Scale.