The Interconnectedness with All of Toalla Gritadora is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elder with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.858 billion Toalla Gritadorans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baiame. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Toalla Gritadoran economy, worth a remarkable 9,349 trillion Ulurus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,160 Ulurus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 867,027 per year while the poor average 37,023, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Toalla Gritadora's national animal is the Dadirri, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Oneness.

Toalla Gritadora is ranked 282,105^th in the world and 701^st in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -374.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.