The Easter Community of Titans of Longo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Elisa Longo Borghini with an even hand, and notable for its fear of technology, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.666 billion Longo Titans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Industry and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ornavasso. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Longoan Titan economy, worth 17.1 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,672 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Titans of Longo, "It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Titans of Longo's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cycling.

Titans of Longo is ranked 1,252^nd in the world and 2^nd in Communitas for Safest, scoring 153.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.