The Republic of Tiny Mexico is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 13.541 billion Mexicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Tiny Mexicoan economy, worth 587 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,353 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, recognizing the Tiny Mexicoan flag qualifies you for citizenship, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiny Mexico's national animal is the cochito, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tiny Mexico is ranked 128,510^th in the world and 7^th in Mexico for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,557.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.