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Most Valuable International Artwork: 200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 722nd
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Population24.301 billion

LeaderTim Stark


The Crispy Fry of Tim-Opolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tim Stark with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.301 billion Northerners are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winterfell. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.

The powerhouse Tim-Opolisian economy, worth a remarkable 7,595 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 312,545 Crowns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,796,330 per year while the poor average 26,123, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim-Opolis's national animal is the Direwolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adjeism.

Tim-Opolis is ranked 915th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Highest Economic Output, with 7,595 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 200thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 722ndHighest Economic Output: 915thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 933rdLowest Crime Rates: 964thLargest Black Market: 1,011thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,028thLargest Mining Sector: 1,063rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,362ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,767thHighest Average Incomes: 1,855thFattest Citizens: 2,138thLargest Governments: 2,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,180thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,948thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,470thLargest Populations: 4,572ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,383rdMost Avoided: 6,763rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,634thMost Conservative: 7,645thMost Influential: 8,830thLargest Retail Industry: 8,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,126thSmartest Citizens: 9,416thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,626thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,899thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,739thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,433rdMost Authoritarian: 23,028th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the region

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