The Emirate of The Waitress is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 1.013 billion Waitressians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The Waitressian economy, worth 51.9 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,223 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Waitress's national animal is the Kitsune.

The Waitress is ranked 233,896^th in the world and 13^th in The Micro Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 37.42 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.