The Federal Queendom of Elisabethshagen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kanzler und Königin with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.272 billion Elisabethshageners enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elisabethshagen. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elisabethshagenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,109 trillion Guldens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,525 Guldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nose plugs are the latest Elisabethshagenian fashion accessory, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime is totally unknown. Elisabethshagen's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelic-Lutheran Faith.

Elisabethshagen is ranked 289,486^th in the world and 1,411^th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.33 kickbacks per hour.