The Hippie Free Thinkers of The New Age Movement is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The New Age Hippie with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.385 billion New Age Movementians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The New Age Bookstore. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Age Movementian economy, worth a remarkable 1,695 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,956 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, graffiti graces every city's streets, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The New Age Hippie is a silly poophead, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown. The New Age Movement's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The New Age Movement.

The New Age Movement is ranked 284,388^th in the world and 2^nd in The New Age Movement for Most Primitive, scoring -426.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.