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Highest Drug Use: 447thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,313thHighest Crime Rates: 2,920th
The Utopia of
Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies
Everyone Just Listen To Me.
The Gun-Toting Maniac
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Mucha Solution

Population15.121 billion

CapitalBelton
LeaderThe Gun-Toting Maniac
FaithHedonism

CurrencyBullet
AnimalDog

The Utopia of The Mucha Solution is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gun-Toting Maniac with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.121 billion Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belton. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mucha Solutionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,488 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 164,553 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Mucha Solution's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hedonism.

The Mucha Solution is ranked 325,527th in the world and 53rd in Texas for Safest, scoring 4.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 447thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,313thHighest Crime Rates: 2,920thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,507thRudest Citizens: 3,849thLargest Retail Industry: 3,922ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,253rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,702ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,678thMost Cultured: 6,771stMost Inclusive: 7,490thHighest Food Quality: 8,606thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,807thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,894thMost Accessible: 12,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,158thHighest Economic Output: 12,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,322ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,351stNudest: 13,707thSmartest Citizens: 13,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,755thLargest Black Market: 14,320thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,701stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,898thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,982ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,417thNicest Citizens: 26,674thMost Armed: 28,025thLargest Populations: 29,738thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32,305th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Mucha Solution was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : The Mucha Solution's influence in Texas rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, some achieve retirement and some have retirement thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, tech companies are playing whack-a-mole with one-post accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mucha Solution, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.

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