The Masked Walkers of The Monkye is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Masked Walker with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 35.788 billion pedestrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walkington. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient pedestrian economy, worth a remarkable 7,657 trillion Shoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,960 Shoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown. The Monkye's national animal is the Walker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Monkye is ranked 290,384^th in the world and 125^th in Equilism for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 2,567.53 Standard Monetary Units.