The Commonwealth of The Mighty Blob is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.758 billion Mighty Blobians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blurb. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mighty Blobian economy, worth 99.3 trillion Krampts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,508 Krampts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, copyright laws have been abolished, and Leader has just been declared ruler of The Mighty Blob in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Mighty Blob's national animal is the Emperor Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Mighty Blob is ranked 108,479^th in the world and 5,656^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,313.36 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.