The TERF-Hunting Brigade of The Kyldigardian Navy is a massive, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.625 billion Trans Soldiers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The powerhouse Trans economy, worth 229 trillion Chings a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,333 Chings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kyldigardian Navy's national animal is the Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Kyldigardian Navy is ranked 12,551^st in the world and 20^th in Sparkalia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,583.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.