The Proud Illiterate of The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Chief Janitor with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 15.771 billion Elegant Gentlemen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden Stool. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Facy economy, worth 369 trillion Dollares a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 23,446 Dollares, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossbow bolts fill the skies if so much as a sparrow flies overhead, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anarchist Communism.

The Janitor of the Bar on the Corner is ranked 207,614^th in the world and 56^th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 36.11 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.