The Increasing State of The Glorious Land of Unity is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Glorious Eternal Absorber of Evil with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.192 billion Glorious Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center of Truth and Patriotism. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glorious economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Coins of Truth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 347,264 Coins of Truth, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on The Glorious Eternal Absorber of Evil's desk, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and farmers are struggling to keep up with demand for local produce. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Glorious Land of Unity's national animal is the Ideal Man of Strength, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orphodox Church.

The Glorious Land of Unity is ranked 149,268^th in the world and 54^th in Der Leibwache for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,535.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.