The Kingdom of Stocuria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by PM Zaw Win Maung with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.348 billion Stocurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maingnar. The average income tax rate is 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Stocurian economy, worth 173 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,535 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

There is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, and some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stocuria's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Stocuria is ranked 174,844^th in the world and 17^th in Der Leibwache for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.85 percentage of bribes refused.