The Kingdom of The Gallic Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.652 billion Gallic Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.1%.

The strong Gallic Empirean economy, worth 919 trillion sestertiuses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,607 sestertiuses, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. The Gallic Empire's national animal is the boar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Gallic Empire is ranked 98,273^rd in the world and 1^st in Gallia for Most Primitive, scoring -12.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.