The Villainous Globalist Kittehs of Imperium Anglorum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sacrorum Regina Elena II with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.974 billion Quirites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinium. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Anglican economy, worth a remarkable 2,185 trillion New Sterlings a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,210 New Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, the parliament building has installed a revolving door, the first half of cabinet meetings include Sacrorum Regina Elena II complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Imperium Anglorum has found 3 easter eggs), and colonial subjects have Anglican culture shoved down their throats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperium Anglorum's national animal is the Housecat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperium Anglorum is ranked 16,636^th in the world and 310^th in Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.