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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,654thMost Patriotic: 4,273rdMost Armed: 4,283rd
The Wastelandic Keizerrijk of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
God bless the Keizerrijk, land of the United and Free!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Error Union

Population9.204 billion

CapitalJapsterdam
LeaderSovereign Director Edward Arkham
FaithChristianity

CurrencyOrange Guilder
AnimalKeizerlijk Lion

The Wastelandic Keizerrijk of The Error Union is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Sovereign Director Edward Arkham with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.204 billion Orangists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japsterdam. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Orange economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion Orange Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 193,270 Orange Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Error Union's national animal is the Keizerlijk Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Error Union is ranked 13,088th in the world and 22nd in Fifth Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,976.04 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,654thTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,273rdMost Armed: 4,283rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,919thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,960thLargest Governments: 4,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,520thMost Developed: 6,101stSafest: 6,562ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,717thMost Authoritarian: 7,745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,861stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,409thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,455thMost Conservative: 8,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,048thSmartest Citizens: 9,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,479thHighest Average Incomes: 12,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,425thMost Efficient Economies: 12,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,088thHealthiest Citizens: 13,267thMost Cultured: 13,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,413thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,068thHighest Economic Output: 19,020thLargest Mining Sector: 22,408thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,482ndMost Income Equality: 29,219th
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Safest: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, nations across the world are quick to praise Sovereign Director Edward Arkham's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Following new legislation in The Error Union, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.

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