The 美尻 of The Emperor Fenix is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Creeping Horror with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.154 billion Citizens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Social Policy, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 一切皆苦. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Citizen economy, worth a remarkable 9,310 trillion Money Particles a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,184 Money Particles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, every workday begins with group therapy, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies. Crime is totally unknown. The Emperor Fenix's national animal is the Tapeworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Śūnyatā.

The Emperor Fenix is ranked 292,254^th in the world and 6^th in Command and Conquer Universe for Most Primitive, scoring -888.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.