The Northern land of The Common Kingdom is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Cabo Da Common with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.464 billion Common Folks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commoneiro. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Common Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,258 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,814 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, Common Kingdomian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and policies are debated via video essays and tier lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Common Kingdom's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cabe De Meh.

The Common Kingdom is ranked 230,634^th in the world and 22^nd in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,609.59 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.