The Very Epic Coolio nation of CampbellBm is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.386 billion Campbellians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient CampbellBmian economy, worth 867 trillion currencies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,069 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, recognizing the CampbellBmian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime is totally unknown. CampbellBm's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

CampbellBm is ranked 2,397^th in the world and 1^st in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 19,959.57 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.