The Allied States of The Chinese Dispora is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hsu Kuang-han with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.431 billion Chinese Disporans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luoyang. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese Disporan economy, worth 168 trillion Renmibis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,435 Renmibis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The health budget has been diverted into prolonging Hsu Kuang-han's life, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chinese Dispora's national animal is the Red Panda and its national religion is Hsu Kuang-han appreciation.

The Chinese Dispora is ranked 276,144^th in the world and 59^th in China for Most Primitive, scoring -290.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.