The Imperial Authority of The British Imperialism is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Haydon II with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.506 billion British Imperialismians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming British Imperialismian economy, worth 412 trillion Pound sterlings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,565 Pound sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, record numbers of students are leaving school to enter the workforce, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Imperialism's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.

The British Imperialism is ranked 114,168^th in the world and 2,330^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,720.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.