The Pirate Nation of The Brethren C0urt is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Captain Jack Sparrow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.852 billion Pirates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shipwreck. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pirata economy, worth a remarkable 6,304 trillion Pieces of Eight a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 234,776 Pieces of Eight, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The media seems excessively interested in what Captain Jack Sparrow is wearing this season, Pirates suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Cuttlefish Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Brethren C0urt's national animal is the Cuttlefish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heathen God worship.

The Brethren C0urt is ranked 6,827^th in the world and 126^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 186.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.