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The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient bitcoinian economy, worth 412 trillion Bitcoin 🪙s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,176 Bitcoin 🪙s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The GPS-tracked jogging routes of military personnel are a possible security risk, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, the weather in Moscow is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The bitcoin's national animal is the Econ hawk 🦅, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ☠︎□︎⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎♑︎ 📪︎ ◻︎♏︎□︎◻︎●︎♏︎ ♒︎♏︎❒︎♏︎.

The bitcoin is ranked 307,403^rd in the world and 219^th in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 0.79 average smiles per day.