The Magical Energy Equilibrator of The Bar on the Corner is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning Cthulhu population. The hard-working, devout population of 17.16 billion Bartenders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Bartender economy, worth 817 trillion Energy Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,647 Energy Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Bar on the Corner's national animal is the Cthulhu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Bar on the Corner is ranked 192,489^th in the world and 3^rd in Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.